skypestripper:

forget team gale or peeta im team finnick shove ur trident up my ass

cat: *purposefully climbs up my leg*
cat: *stands tall and proud on my lap*
cat: *stares steadily into middle distance*
me: would you like to sit or you know, lie down
cat: no i'm good
me: may i hug you
cat: do not hug me

indirispeaks:

o-101:

so that’s where cats come from 

good crop this year

iwannapushyourdaisies:

“i hate cats, they’re so pretentious and stupid”

me:

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ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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tastefullyoffensive:

He’s ready to do some shopping. 🔊

kagekubi:

himatzu:

kagekubi:

me: *gives my bird a sword*

you cant give your bird a sword

you wanna say that again?

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morgan-alaine:

allhailsauron:

UNMUTE

his little gasp

fennethianell:

Did anyone thought about this?

c.  steyerogers